Complete list of one liners?
Complete list of one liners?
Hi i was wondering if anybody know if theres a complete list of Calebs one-liners lying around somewhere? I tried to check the blood profile on Imdb, but they only got a handful of quotes.
- Requiem
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Since I have a lot of free time today, here's my attempt at a definitive list for both Blood 1 and 2;

Probably a load missing, feel free to add ones I forgot'All I want is a friend..'
'Get off my train.'
'Ohhh.. I won.. I won I won I won!'
'What we have here is a failure to coagulate..'
'I'm no mechanic.. I just mostly hurt people.. going down?'
'When you get to Hell, tell them I sent ya, you'll get a discount..'
'Oooh.. single white female..'
'Jojo jojo.. I want Jojo!'
'I... live... again..'
'Fool.. you are already dead.'
'Open for business...'
'Row row row your boat.. gently down the stream...'
'I get no thrill from champagne.. mere alcohol doesn't thrill me at all.. but I get a KICK out of you...'
'Strangers in the night.. exchanging glances..'
'Awww.. did I hurt your feelings?'
'I love the smell of gasoline in the morning...'
'Hey she-bitch, let's go..'
'Along came a spider who set down beside her and said.. what a bald bitch...'
'Get ready for a surprise... here'sssss caleb!'
'They just don't make em' like they used to..'
'Who wants some huh? Who's next?
'That's right.. who's laughing now?'
'On the good ship, lollypop.. drr drr drr drr drr.. damn forgot the words...'
'Flesh victims for the ever growing army of the undead..'
'Now that's what I call a boomstick..'
'Good? Bad? I'm the guy with the gun..'
'Come out come out.. wherever you are..'
'Leftovers...'
'Out.. out damn spot!'
'Nevermore...'
'Rest in pieces...'
'I must stop this train...'
'End of the line..'
'Oohh... wrong door...'
'Are you gonna bark all day little doggy.. or are you gonna bite?'
'You've gotta be kidding..'
'This place should be giving me kickbacks right about now..'
'You're going to need a bigger boat...'
'Now.. where did all those gun toting madmen get to?'
'I'm not a bad dream.. I'm their worst nightmare!'
'Ooh... now that's what I call a barbecue.. heheheh..'
'Eviction time...'
'I'll take a B.L.T.. that's a lettace, tomato and blood sandwich.. hold the mayo huh? hahaha...'
'Looks like there's killing to do..'
'Mmm.. this is gonna get a lot worse before it gets better...'
'Groovy.'
'Ugrrhh.. at least I'm not the only old dead guy around here..'
'It's howdy doody time kiddies... the bad man is here.'
'Good morrrning.. and in case I don't see you again.. good afternoon, good evening and goodnight.'
'Sleep.. Ophelia..'
'Well that's one way to open somebody up.. but not as quick and fun as my mehod.. nhahaha.'
'Ahh.. I feel like a piece of meat...'
'Time to start piling up the bodies.. ehaha.'
'They're gonna need a closed casket now.. ehahaha.'
'A security checkpoint.. oh damn, I guess I'm foiled.. I'll have to turn back.. nahahaha'
'Wow.. with such spacious accomodations, perhaps I should seek employment here...'
'That's him... that's the man I'm looking for..'
'You know this place seems almost... unreal.'
'This bridge looks perfectly safe to cross.. ehehaha.'
'A fine example of typical Cabal construction...'
'You waited that long just to die.'
'MMm.. nothing like fresh.. packed.. meat.'
'Meat inspector.. I'm afraid I'm going to have to shut you down...'
'Ugh what a mess.. these conditions are hardly.. sanitary.'
'Mmm.. grape is my favourite... yum.'
'Back to the grind...'
'Hmmm.. point away from face and fire... sounds easy enough.'
'Sniper rifle... for when you want to reach out and touch someone...'
'An assult rifle... when you absolutely possitively have to kill every damn person in the room, except no sustitutes...'
'Hmmm... sinularity Generator... now that doesn't sound good... at least, not for everybody else.. nhahahaha.'
'Ahhh it's stuck..'
'Locked...'
'...and me without a spoon...'
'Ahhhh, love American style...'
'Alrrright...'
'You've looked better but not by much...'
'Everybody dies!'
'You're not gonna look so good with your face ripped off...'
'I'm your bad feeling...'
'No one can stop me!'
'I am death.. who wants some?'
'You kids shouldn't play so rough, somebodies gonna start crying...'
'That'll teach ya...'
'You must have blinked.'
'You sir, are no gentleman...'
'I've just about had enough of you...'
'Ooooh.. that's gotta hurt.'
'That's a good way to get yourself killed.'
'Another day... another corpse...'
'Another day... another corpse... another reason to.. mmm mmm hmm mmm...'
'Red is definately your colour...'
'Victims...? Aren't we all?'
'Awww.. no one wants to play with me...'
'Ohhh... that wasn't a bit nice...'
'Now you have a nice day.'
'Yeaaaah!'
'You behave now.'
'What'dya gonna do? Bleed on me?'
'You know you've got a real attitude problem...'
'Are you feeling lucky?'
'Be careful now, you'll shoot your eye out...'
'How do you like your flesh cooked?'
'I'm your best reason to be afraid...'
'They're gonna need a bucket and a mop when I'm done with you...'
'Ugrrrhh.. and I thought I was ugly...'
'Your bad day just got worse...'
'I'm gonna have to put you down...'
'I'll beat you like a bad stepchild.'
'Here's johnny...'
'Woahhhh!'
'Woah.. Oh.. just me'
'Son of a bitch must pay...'
'Ohhh.. shake it baby!'
'I've got time to play with you...'
'Tada!'
'I'm gonna paint the town... red.'
'Pathetic Insects...'
'I hate mimes.'

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It does to me. And it's a proper quote that way too: http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Andrew_Dice_Clay.Requiem wrote:Really? It doesn't sound like that...
Btw, does anybody have the Blood2 intro sequence in text format ?
I just never have understood it completely (i'm not a native english speaker).
'Your bad day just got worse...'

Hehe, i usually use this one:My definite favorite is the "Whoa! oh, just me". I use it constantly in real life. Smile
'Your bad day just got worse...'
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