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Blood Haiku

Post by Daedalus » Mar 6th, 2010, 23:41

A thread for us all
Some Blood haikus would be cool
Let us have fun here

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Pestis Cruento
The main menu opens first time
I am amazed now

The Way of All Flesh
The first map is difficult
Kick the zombie head

An old train station
There are many cultists nearby
Run over by a train

The Phantom Express
The Super Secret is hard
Kill count is broken

The Dark Carnival
Mimes are wonderful to kill
Dagger eye moon trick

The Altar of Stone
Duck constantly to stay safe
You pathetic wuss

Even Death May Die
It is rather chilly out
There is no escape

Overlooked Hotel
Two-dimensional cultists
Secret count broken

The Haunting level
Greatest among the Blood maps
Easy to get lost

The she-bitch cometh
Tesla cannon is ready
I am tripping balls

A Farewell to Arms
Fantastic episode which
Ten percent have won

See creepy Ghost Town
Excess vertical motion
My head is spinning

Observe now The Siege
Aircraft bombing innocents
Laugh at their passing

Metallic stages
Nobody gives a rat's ass
Too many fanatics

My death is rapid
Cerberus walks by proudly
I tried the pitchfork

Try Dead Reckoning
Connectivity is crap
Forest leads to mall

See the Dreaming God
His home is not accurate
Discuss at length now

Buy Blood Plasma Pak
New monsters and novel maps
Get it legally

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Gross corporatism
See Monolith Productions
In dictionary

A choking hell hand
Hammer the damn space bar hard
Or ask on forum

Create a new thread
How do I got off hell hand?
Prepare then to laugh

Install Windows XP
Playing Blood is a pleasure
But not one for you

Quad-core, ram, Blood, check
Acquire Dos-Box and get set
Framerate of sixteen

Blood's only sequel
Get a rather sharp object
Now gouge out your eyes

I've discovered
A nice replacement beer mat
Blood two's compact disc

Mapedit is great
Generate maps as you please
You must have patience

Install Sect-War now
Kill count of over a thousand
You passed level one

Play Sect-War further
Iraq book on side table
Think of suicide

From the creator
Of Rage Against the Machine
You are warmly greeted

Jarmo is the boss
Snacks and Coke flow around him
He sleeps on Sunday

Daedalus is here
Defender of Blood's glory
He needs to get laid

See Blood of Nightmares
Dedicated board Marxist
Roman salute him

The Postmortem opens
Best board on the internet
Only with your effort

The Blood Universe
A difference can be made
It all starts with you
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Re: Blood Haiku

Post by Dislogical » Mar 7th, 2010, 06:11

Daedalus wrote:Pestis Cruento
The main menu opens first time
I am amazed now
This one isn't 5 - 7- 5, but 5 - 8 - 5 =)
ANyway, I really SUCK at this kind of poetic form.
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Re: Blood Haiku

Post by Baron_Samedi » Mar 7th, 2010, 10:50

I like how you blame metallic stages for being full of monsters, but seriously, Plasma is even worse...I hate the catacombs.

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Re: Blood Haiku

Post by Daedalus » Mar 7th, 2010, 13:27

Dislogical wrote:This one isn't 5 - 7- 5, but 5 - 8 - 5 =)
I knew someone was going to catch me out somewhere. 8)
Kazashi wrote:Daedalus, I don't care how much you know about Blood, your attitude has to change.
Blood + Focus = Love · Faith is the key · Heretics and traitors cannot stand before us · Some games are self-perpetuating - Blood requires conscientious communal effort to survive · We are the last line · Ask not for whom the main menu animates · Blood's promotion and survival - all other gaming considerations are secondary · More than just a game · Need a hint? · Make a stand

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Re: Blood Haiku

Post by Dislogical » Mar 7th, 2010, 15:41

Daedalus wrote:
Dislogical wrote:This one isn't 5 - 7- 5, but 5 - 8 - 5 =)
I knew someone was going to catch me out somewhere. 8)

Haha =)
Well, you did an amazing job with all the others (I believe that the one I pointed out is the only what which is wrong because of the 8 instead of 7 syllabs), so we won't blame you for that x)
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Re: Blood Haiku

Post by Le Babe » Mar 7th, 2010, 23:05

Daedalus is here
Defender of Blood's glory
He needs to get laid



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Re: Blood Haiku

Post by KD-Newbie » Mar 8th, 2010, 00:32

Come Play Blood Online
Yang Is The Best Way To Play
Maligned Will Own You

Midgard Is The Best
Tower Is Really Cool Too
Can't Forget Cradle

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Re: Blood Haiku

Post by Umnir » Mar 8th, 2010, 16:57

Two sawn-off shotguns
Bucketfull of shotgun shells
May bloodbath begin
LOL HI!

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Re: Blood Haiku

Post by Reconite » Mar 9th, 2010, 09:20

Find dead Duke Nukem
I got time to play with you
Shaking it baby

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Re: Blood Haiku

Post by Blood of Nightmares » Mar 9th, 2010, 10:41

Reconite wrote:Find dead Duke Nukem
I got time to play with you
Shaking it baby

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Duke turned out to be a Midget...

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Re: Blood Haiku

Post by Daedolon » Mar 16th, 2010, 11:47

This thread I do like
Makes me feel all soft inside
I'll drink soda soon enough
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Re: Blood Haiku

Post by ilikemyhandsbloody » Mar 16th, 2010, 16:11

Some folks play ZBlood
It is like a cheap Chinese copy
No real Bloodites
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Re: Blood Haiku

Post by Umnir » Mar 16th, 2010, 17:06

Gillbeast, kiss me love
Let's make this memorable
Im all yours baby
LOL HI!

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Re: Blood Haiku

Post by Krypto » Nov 17th, 2010, 21:44

Prowl the ancient halls
Unruly flesh, swift yet dumb
Rain of guts galore

Stone behemoth dives
Black magic all but useless
Voodoo swallowed whole

Insidious blue
Lethal yet just as clumsy
Two shells see him writhe

Corpulent meat bag
Makes a delightful victim
For neglected spray

Snarling harassers
Soaked palms fumble for a light
Sky wraiths fall as one

Face the she bitch Shial
Don't stray to search and explore
Anomalous crash

Malicious menace
Seeks the omnipotent one
Sever the blood bond

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