
Umnir: YO im boozed up right now ima look u up on google earth tomorrow beep peace
Panoptic Blur: Today I met a new MOTGIAT. This one was wearing a lumberjack outfit and hipster glasses. We decided to cook together. Then we went shotgun training, and concluded our day with milking a cow.
Daedalus: I am the dreaming god of Blade Runner
Kurt: I deal with enough crazy people, now you show up here *sips coffee*
Suture: Dropping by to taste today's cake.
BoN: “him/her” are sexist words, please use “it” instead.
Daedolon: Going to a Bloody Undead Braindead Alien Necromancer Hooligan Zombies of Hell concert.
NAto: First I was a Marxist, but then I discovered that the Jews bred the kaffirs in labs as a bioweapon against us so I became a Nazi. Finally, God told me to embrace my inner Hebrew.
Status Cruo: FUCK YOU DIRTY RED COMMUNIST PIECE OF SHIT!
Drakan: Gidday mate!
Dimebog: Chilling, smoking with my main man Che.
Krypto: Climb the arduous mountain of the philosophical path
Shadowman: SONIC <3
zZaRDoZz: Please delete my account.