Meat grinding escalator
Meat grinding escalator
I read today, that there has been proven cases of people getting stuck on escalators by their clothes (by shoelaces particularly) and being grind or strangled to death.
So I present thee question: by philosophy and wisdom provided by me in history of posty; how can one prevent such unpleasant death when being caught by murderous mechanic hell-machine?
So I present thee question: by philosophy and wisdom provided by me in history of posty; how can one prevent such unpleasant death when being caught by murderous mechanic hell-machine?
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Re: Meat grinding escalator
This is more like it!
I can't really imagine an escalator could kill a person, but if it's been said to occur, hm...
The first thought off the top of my head is that a good prevention would be to wear those cool future sneakers from Back to the Future 2.
I can't really imagine an escalator could kill a person, but if it's been said to occur, hm...
The first thought off the top of my head is that a good prevention would be to wear those cool future sneakers from Back to the Future 2.

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Re: Meat grinding escalator
Keep your laces tied 

Re: Meat grinding escalator
Yeap, we got a winner!Daedolon wrote:Always carry a sharp knife and a pair of scissors?

But... so what now?

Perhaps more bizarre questions in future?
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Re: Meat grinding escalator
The real question is; is escalator death comparable to being crushed by a door, and is it a viable means of gathering spare parts?Umnir wrote:But... so what now?
Perhaps more bizarre questions in future?
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Re: Meat grinding escalator
Sounds like a trap that should be in ROTT.Daedalus wrote:I can't really imagine an escalator could kill a person, but if it's been said to occur, hm...
BINGO!Daedolon wrote:Always carry a sharp knife and a pair of scissors?
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But it's bit problematic, if you like to carry pointy knives as slipping them under clothing or laces is bit tricky..
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Re: Meat grinding escalator
There is the sideways traveling railcar in one of the Episode 1 maps where flames try to burn you sad you pass through.
I've wondered whether you can put in a leaking gas pipe so that Caleb can shoot it, causing a sheet of flame to trap enemies caught therein. Later, the video game Fallout 3 worked this idea into their level design, usually in the underground levels.
I've wondered whether you can put in a leaking gas pipe so that Caleb can shoot it, causing a sheet of flame to trap enemies caught therein. Later, the video game Fallout 3 worked this idea into their level design, usually in the underground levels.
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The Great Temple.Panoptic Blur wrote:There is the sideways traveling railcar in one of the Episode 1 maps where flames try to burn you sad you pass through.
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