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I'll pierce your cock with hundred hot glowing needles and pound it with sledgehammer. After that Im going to put your balls between a vise and squeeze millimeter by hour and until it squeezes your balls enough to have firm grip. After that I throw it down the cliff.
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I'll stick a dull bladed chainsaw up your ass and run the motor very slowly, feeling the blood dripping over my hands and down my arms while you pass out from the fucking excruciating pain.
You fucking beep!
You fucking beep!
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Im going to rip your asshole flesh and fold it over you so that you look like giant mutated testicle. Then Im going to soak you in kerosine, light you and launch you with catapult to lake of shit and piss.
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I'm going to animate your pillow with a magic spell so it knows when you're lying on top of it.
And then I'm going to teach it to sneeze every time you lie on it.
ATCHOO!
And then I'm going to teach it to sneeze every time you lie on it.
ATCHOO!
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If the truth came in convenient dildo format, I'd strap it to a motorcycle and ride it up your ass.
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Matt's a riot on his alternative account.
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It's those scottish friends of his. They're a bad influence!! 

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Shove it up your arse you contemptuous felcher!
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Shove it up someone else's you gay bar hopper!! Or lest I shove me hand up ye fist and pull out ya twat.
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It's cruel to teach parrots to swear.
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I apoligize for posting the video then, as that was not my intended reaction from anyone.
But if it's of any comfort (for lack of a better word), from watching a number of other videos that swearing isn't her main entertainment as just ruby being herself is. Despite the foul mouth, she exhibits a gentle and amusing nature, often asking Nick (the owner) if he loves her, as she often tells the same to him, and even engages in a sing song with him at times.
Another parrot entirely, on the other hand, was clearly taught all sorts of garbage remarks just to try and get a laugh out of the wrong audience. Or maybe he was just told to say those things before hand. Either way, I found that one dull as well as abhorrent to do. Staged, boring and just plain wrong. It's interesting that such birds apparently find swearing amusing like we do. I don't know if it's natural (in a personality like humans) or taught when learning to speak though.
Just my thoughts, and I know they may not be entirely agreeable, but I'll filter such content next time.
Peace!
But if it's of any comfort (for lack of a better word), from watching a number of other videos that swearing isn't her main entertainment as just ruby being herself is. Despite the foul mouth, she exhibits a gentle and amusing nature, often asking Nick (the owner) if he loves her, as she often tells the same to him, and even engages in a sing song with him at times.
Another parrot entirely, on the other hand, was clearly taught all sorts of garbage remarks just to try and get a laugh out of the wrong audience. Or maybe he was just told to say those things before hand. Either way, I found that one dull as well as abhorrent to do. Staged, boring and just plain wrong. It's interesting that such birds apparently find swearing amusing like we do. I don't know if it's natural (in a personality like humans) or taught when learning to speak though.
Just my thoughts, and I know they may not be entirely agreeable, but I'll filter such content next time.
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Not a swear or curse, exactly, but an effective threat to make against people.
"I will EAT your FAMILY!"
"I will EAT your FAMILY!"
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There is a noticeable difference in weight of swear words depending on a given language.
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Ah, no sweat, Dan. It was pretty funny, I was just sharing a personal observation (and general consensus).
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In Chinese, the phrase "two hundred and fifty" is a fairly offensive term for an idiot or fool. Another one is "turtle's egg".
I have heard many explanations why, but it still strikes me as pretty random.
I have heard many explanations why, but it still strikes me as pretty random.
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